Confessions of an IT Guy
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Thursday, 20 September 07 - 02:14 AM (GMT +08:00) By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm... |
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Eight reasons why I want to be an IT Guy:
- I have too much brain cells...I need to get rid of some.
- I think being nerdy is cool these days.
- Nobody can understand my logical deductions.
- I wish to see the gold codes amidst the green codes.
- I think that all living beings in the world are inheritances of the world.creature object class. (if you don't understand reason 5, that's because I adhere to reason 3)
- I believe ((Internet == LIFE) && (Murphy's Law == TRUE)) is the philosophy of life.
- I want to be the founder of the next Google or Microsoft.
- I love spending time with tech-obsessed people who feel that they whole world couldn't function without them.
After answering them with the above questions if they are to ask me "Why do you wanna be the IT guy?", I will finish it off with, "Life is a very flexible open-source framework that come without good exceptions handling!" (IF don't understand == TRUE, THEN reason3.applied)
/*Comment: This posting is inspired by Signed, Cindy's posting on "A Doctor's True Confession".*/
How To Make a Woman Happy
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Sunday, 09 September 07 - 02:20 AM (GMT +08:00) By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm... |
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
- a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father
- a master
- a chef
- an electrician
- a carpenter
- a plumber
- a mechanic
- a decorator
- a stylist
- a sexologist
- a gynecologist
- a psychologist
- a pest exterminator
- a psychiatrist
- a healer
- a good listener
- a loyal husband
- an organizer
- very clean
- sympathetic
- athletic
- warm
- attentive
- gallant
- intelligent
- funny
- creative
- tender
- strong
- understanding
- tolerant
- prudent
- ambitious
- capable
- courageous
- determined
- true
- dependable
- passionate
- compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
- give her compliments regularly
- love shopping
- be honest
- be very rich
- not stress her out
- not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
- give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
- give her lots of time, especially time for herself
- give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT NEVER TO FORGET:
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes
Therefore...
They are from Venus.Work & Promotion
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Saturday, 08 September 07 - 10:15 AM (GMT +08:00) By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm... |
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When people who do lots of work, they make lots of mistakes;
If people who do less worl, the make less mistakes;
Suppose that people who do no work, they make no mistakes;
AND people who make no mistakes get promoted.
Hence, We spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work. We all need a promotion!
Hmmm...I ain't that sure that's gonna get me far...
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