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Confessions of an IT Guy

User photo not available Thursday, 20 September 07 - 02:14 AM (GMT +08:00)
By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm...

 Eight reasons why I want to be an IT Guy:

  1. I have too much brain cells...I need to get rid of some.
  2. I think being nerdy is cool these days.
  3. Nobody can understand my logical deductions.
  4. I wish to see the gold codes amidst the green codes.
  5. I think that all living beings in the world are inheritances of the world.creature object class. (if you don't understand reason 5, that's because I adhere to reason 3)
  6. I believe ((Internet == LIFE) && (Murphy's Law == TRUE)) is the philosophy of life.
  7. I want to be the founder of the next Google or Microsoft.
  8. I love spending time with tech-obsessed people who feel that they whole world couldn't function without them.


After answering them with the above questions if they are to ask me "Why do you wanna be the IT guy?", I will finish it off with, "Life is a very flexible open-source framework that come without good exceptions handling!" (IF don't understand == TRUE, THEN reason3.applied)

/*Comment: This posting is inspired by Signed, Cindy's posting on "A Doctor's True Confession".*/


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How To Make a Woman Happy

User photo not available Sunday, 09 September 07 - 02:20 AM (GMT +08:00)
By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a brother
  5. a father
  6. a master
  7. a chef
  8. an electrician
  9. a carpenter
  10. a plumber
  11. a mechanic
  12. a decorator
  13. a stylist
  14. a sexologist
  15. a gynecologist
  16. a psychologist
  17. a pest exterminator
  18. a psychiatrist
  19. a healer
  20. a good listener
  21. a loyal husband
  22. an organizer
  23. very clean
  24. sympathetic
  25. athletic
  26. warm
  27. attentive
  28. gallant
  29. intelligent
  30. funny
  31. creative
  32. tender
  33. strong
  34. understanding
  35. tolerant
  36. prudent
  37. ambitious
  38. capable
  39. courageous
  40. determined
  41. true
  42. dependable
  43. passionate
  44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly
  2. love shopping
  3. be honest
  4. be very rich
  5. not stress her out
  6. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT NEVER TO FORGET:

  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes

Therefore...

They are from Venus.
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Work & Promotion

User photo not available Saturday, 08 September 07 - 10:15 AM (GMT +08:00)
By Sing Chie Tie in Hmmm...

When people who do lots of work, they make lots of mistakes;
If people who do less worl, the make less mistakes;
Suppose that people who do no work, they make no mistakes;
AND people who make no mistakes get promoted.

Hence, We spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work.  We all need a promotion!

Hmmm...I ain't that sure that's gonna get me far...

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